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"Can I be a moongoose dog?"

What is Zim?

You know, nowadays it's really uncool to live in a cave. What? You don't live in a cave? Well then, where have you been the last few months? Invader Zim is Nickelodion's newest Nicktoon. Created by Jhonen Vasquez, maker of the comics Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee, and Happy Noodle Boy, as well as other comics, Invader Zim is about an alien race, called Irkens, that want to conquer the universe. Zim, the main character of the show, is deemed inferior because of his height. In an attempt to get rid of him, the rulers of Irk, the Almighty Tallest, send him to a planet that they thought had come out of their imaginations, with a robot they created out of trash. Unfortunatly for them, their imaginary planet is a real planet- Earth. Zim quickly sets up base on Earth and creates a disguise. However, he is found out the first day by Dib, a kid in his class who is obsessed with the paranormal, but no one believes him

GIR..Gir is a supposedly "advanced" model of SIR, which stands for Standard Information Retrieval-Unit. However, he is really just a bunch of junk that the Almighty Tallest threw together in about 30 seconds. His brain is little more than a couple of paperclips and a gumball. He loves to play, and is very incapable of doing even the smallest of tasks. He is also incredibly, incredibly cute.

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Quotes- Walk of Doom

Zim- "Gir, why did your fuel run out so quickly?"
Gir- "I emptied it out."
Zim- "You emptied it? Why?!"
Gir- "To make room for the tuna!"

Gir- "Aww, my bees!"

Policeman- "There he is! And hes back for moooooooooooooooooooore!" *pauses* "Get him!"

Zim- "What is with this people? This place is just begging to be destroyed!"
Gir- "I like destroying!" *kicks can off sidewalk*

Zim- "Okay Gir, I think I've had enough of these stink... people... things for one day. Now, show me the way home!"
Gir- *thinks, then points up*
Zim- "Heh heh heh heh.... No. No Gir, not Irk. Our home base here on Earth."
Gir- "Oh... right here!"
Zim- "Our house. Show me which way our house is."
Gir- "That way! No wait... its over there."
Zim- "How can you not know the way? I just upgraded your guidance systems!"
Gir- "Oh, I left that at home."
Zim- "You left what at home?"
Gir- "The guidy chipy thingy."
Zim- "Why would you do that?!"
Gir- "To make room for the cupcake!"

Gir- "Awww, it likes me!"

Gir- "I miss you, cupcake."

Gir- "Are we going to ride the sun home?"

Zim- "We are surrounded by danger and madness!"
Gir- "Ooooh I like madness!"

Quotes- Bestest Friend

Zim- "Gir, do you understand what this means?"
Gir- "Yes! Wait a minute... no."

Zim- "When I snap my fingers, the next living thing you see you will believe to be your best friend."
Keef- "Zims my best friend."
Zim- "I know. But pay attention!"

Keef- "You dont like waffles?"

Zim- "Gir, Ill be in the lab. Dont answer the door." *leaves*
*doorbell rings*
Gir- "Leprechauns!" *answers the door*

Gir- *walks in with bag of party stuff*
Zim- "Gir, what are you doing?"
Gir- "Nothing."
Zim- "Nothing... or something?"
Gir- "Okay okay, youre too smart for me Zim! Keef is planning a surprise party for you! Hes gonna invite all the kids from school over because he loves you!" *sobs pounding the ground, then get up cheerfully* "And Im gonna bake a cake!"

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